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Tom Haverfoods →
This is the best ever.
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mediocrepoetry asked: Thank you for following! Your posts are brilliant, not least of all Andrew Bird in Newport. How I wish I'd had tickets! *swoon*
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The Mother's Prayer by Tina Fey
First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.     May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.     When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half and stick with beer.     Guide her, protect her…...
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I got my hair cut today & I've had about 12 crying...
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A conversation with Jesse von Doom:
(as I’m in the bathroom brushing my teeth) J: Quick, what are the words to the Anyway you want it Journey song? (sings) Anyway you want it….that’s the way… Me: That’s the way you need it? Jesse: Oh, mine are way better then. (sings) Anyway you want it, that’s the way I’ll make it… Me: (Rolls eyes) Just go away. Jesse: What? It’s like...
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